Thursday, October 2, 2008

headlines you won't be seeing in my newspaper ...

... as we brainstorm ideas for a story on "spiritual advice to people worried about the economy" ...

* BANK ON GOD
* PRAY AS YOU GO
* GOD DAMN IT!
* THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR
* SEARCH YOUR SOUL ... MAYBE THERE'S SOME LOOSE CHANGE IN THERE
* SURE HE CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE, BUT CAN HE RENEGOTIATE MY MORTGAGE?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That last one's my favorite