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And no, we're not talking about Plaxico Burress' gun. We're talking about certain teams at certain positions as we move into the postseason:

Taxmen -- top 2 quarterbacks in points (Brees, Rodgers)

Dirty Sanchez -- 2 of top 3 running backs (Turner, Williams, with Portis #9 for good measure)

Shiners -- 3 of top 5 wide receivers (Johnson, Jennings, White)